There are many beautiful introverts who aren’t into the bar scene. You love to bake, grill, and create in the kitchen. You have more spices in your cabinet than exes in your life. On your DVR, you have “Top Chef,” “Chopped” and “The Great Bake Off.” All your friends love it when you come over because you never come empty-handed. Choose the right username and let your fork flag fly: Netflix And Grill, Thai Tanic, Kitchen Chick, Pie-n-Rye, Julia Mild, Bake Maker.Men usually aren’t the sex that communicates the best. The green lights in your town are definitely 10 seconds too short. Maybe you have a cause you’d die for, or maybe you just enjoy being against something.
Maybe you’re a guy who loves to dig in his own garden and grow some amazing veggies. Does the release of the newest “Grand Theft Auto” coincide with your next day off? This was a big deal for us, as those who know him will understand, and we are always happy that we share these likes. Try names such as Zaphod Beeblebrox, Halo Master, Giggity Go, They See Me Rollin, You Shall Not Last, or Kal-El4Life.
Does your weekend involve chopping wood, rustling cattle, or archery? Are your reading choices about far-off adventures in space or magical realms? There are more power suits than shorts in your wardrobe.
If you’re a hardcore athlete, try Live2Run, Bike Swim Run, or Phitness Phreak. Of course, you’ll mention it in the profile, but take this opportunity to show how creative you are (and how specific your references can be.) Ygritte And Go, Gamr Grl, Tiny Trekkie, Mendelivelife, Arwen Star, and STEMIAM might be some good options. You follow the latest trends, can spot a Chinatown-fake Gucci a mile away, and always have the right shoes for the right occasion.
If you’re the outdoorsy type, try Hikin Biker, Canoe Hear That, or Camping Cutie. You like “Game of Thrones,” you have a master’s, and you’re in STEM. While you don’t always have to look like you’ve sauntered out of a salon, you enjoy looking good and take pride in your outfit choices.
David Silver/Say Anything- Nothing makes me weak in the knees like a casual reference to late 80s/early 90s pop culture. I usually get so excited I’ll message something CRAY like, “Meet me at the Max in 1 hour? ” or, “Diane Court here.” Bagel Meet Bagel- Surprise, surprise. A visit or message from Mark3456 or jbt78 or Cardinalsfan may not catch my eye as quickly as I_shot_the_Sheriff_forreal. Because honestly, what people say in their messages, and their profiles, is way more important than their username. We’ve already done a post or two on profiles and messages, but rest assured, readers!
There is enough material here to run a daily tumbler for eternity.
A person named Jim is going to have a different impression of you than someone named Wolfgang.
While we don’t usually get a chance to choose our given name, we can choose our dating username, and that can give us a head start on meeting someone special.
And, because sometimes men have an attention span of a goldfish, you gotta catch their attention right off the bat.
You enjoy being active and taking care of your body.
As I learn all too regularly, there is a fine line between being funny and just plain scary.