(a night raving on the Biggmarket and a pasty from the 24hr Greggs afterwards is not for me I’m afraid, though I can’t say I haven’t tried it!
) If I don’t like you I’ll be polite and pleasant, If I do like you I will be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly…
Outside the kitchen I like to a with friends and family, in between that I go to the gym also a keen runner or anything that gets me a sweat on.
My hobbies include drinking****ails and making websites censor perfectly acceptable words The Boring Headline: Hi I’m dana I’m young and smart love fun and enjoying my life.
The Straight Talking About me, oh no this is the worst bit!?
The music that fuels my life is dance and indie don’t mind a bit of chart stuff to depending what it is. My Favourite books include ‘A History Of Goats’ by Penn & Teller (so fascinating), ‘Cooking with Gypsies’ by Keith Floyd & the entire Callum Best mystery series. ) Another guilty pleasure of mine is ‘Robocock Vs The Cyber Sluts’ (I cry every time! I sustain myself by digesting a mixture of flour, water and grass.
I like to think of myself as unique because hey arent we all and thats what makes this life worth living. My Favourite Movies include ‘Withnail and Me’, ‘Jurrasic Island’ & ‘Jeremy Guire’. ) The music I like tends to be really underground and alternative. I sometimes put a glacé cherry on top but it’s purely ornamental and I eat round it and pop it back in the jar afterwards.
I enjoy going to see live music, seeing a good comedian, cinema, watching Newcastle United and eating out to name a few.
I have been single for a few years now, not because I am a weirdo but I do not seem to have found that amazing girl who just makes life fall into place, I would like to settle down with the right person, are you out there?
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People will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you.
cant b botherd to write any thing else at the minute The Basic: My name is Mark I’m 32 years of age 6ft 8 in height, so very tall lol.
i do it, get over it, not cos im lazy i just find it easier with a busy life like mine looking to find some 1 who i can trust..
Anything else you want to know just drop me a message and we will take it from there. I like bands you probably haven’t even heard of yet. I spend a disproportionate amount of my time thinking about the video for ‘Put Yourself In My Place’ by Kylie Minogue.